 How to Pick Up Men

I think I've finally learned how to pick up men, PARTNER.
 Tell me more, tell me more!
 How about picking up your golf game?

First thing, buy them 6 drinks downtown.
 Oooh, the soggy romance trick, PARTNER!
 Six shots and you still can't hit this green.
 First thing, you should hit the ball and start walking.

Second,tip the Minstrel 5 times, for a little mood music.
 Violins get guys every time, PARTNER.
 You should have spent the $25 on a golf lesson.
 Cut out the chin music, right now.

Then you can try on clothes together in the dressing booth!
 You have a passion for fashion, PARTNER!
 Like that ugly golf outfit you're wearing?
 You get the Lover, and I just get the Wallflower.